biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.

Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’