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You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.
She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.
Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"
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The feelings of apprehension and regret experienced having sent an angry or whiny voicenote into a stereo show that you immediately wish you had decided to delete.
Chloe and Colin were so angry about missing out on good morning fanfares they each sent six voicenotes to complain. Then the trepidittyation hit as they realised they wouldnât be played for another hour.
The sense of apprehension and regret that is caused by sending a voicenote into to a show on Stereo which you instantly wish you had deleted.
Chloe and Colin were so irritated that they didnât get a âGood Morning Fanfareâ that they both sent in six voicenotes complaining to the Scottish Fry Up. When they realised those voicenotes wouldn't be played for an hour the trepidittyation really kicked in.
Penetrative sex with a piece of buttery toast (or two).
Southernhubs wife just walked in on him getting marmalaid in the kitchen
Being treated like a piece of meat on dating apps
So many my hook ups keep asking for nudes I feel completely tinderised
Becoming irate when unable to get into (or out of the garage)
Mr R had serious Gar Rage during his stereo show when his automatic door wouldnât open
If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.
It was some of the best anal sex Iâd ever had until I was dickshat by him.