Mole Man

A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man's job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.

Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!

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