Daveophobia

Davophobia is a phobia in which people, specifically Toronto Maple Leafs fans are deeply afraid of playing against a goaltender named Dave on the 22 of February

“Holy shit they’re starting a guy named Dave”
“So? Guys probably a duster”

“But it’s the 22nd of February”
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”

Hello Kitty Girl

A Hello Kitty Girl is a type of e-girl which is attractive, and usually dresses up in like Hello Kitty. A Hello Kitty Girl could be violent towards any partner they have.

“Did you know my buddy Eric started dating a Hello Kitty Girl?”

“He’ll probably come home with a limp.”

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