Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.

Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

Baileighed

The act of dating someone to get "closer" to someone else.

"Did you hear that she Baileighed him?"

"Yeah, didn't she go for his brother?"