Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

Antiqueaholic

Someone quite obsessed with often niche types of antique furniture, china, and other collectibles

Of course she bought that pie table, she’s an antiqueaholic!