NES Master

more properly referred to as Nes Mas by true gamers, this was a title that was earned by those who were masters of the original Nintendo Entertainment System. The first ever championship was won by a Canadian named Robert May. These contests ended when the Super Nintendo console was released.

Only a noob would incorrectly call the NES MAS a Nes Master.

meography

it is the way 'mericans learn about maps and shit, since 'merica is the center of the universe.

Harland Williams is the leading expert in 'Merican meography.