Moot

The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.

What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!