Newville PA

Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.

Kid 1: Where we going, man?

Kid 2: Newville PA

Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.

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