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Inflation fetish

An inflation fetish is when you want to be with someone from your past. This person is seen in your rearview/sideview mirror of the passenger side of your vehicle, appearing larger than in life.

Elle has a serious inflation fetish. She finds it hard to move on emotionally from past loves and is always looking in her rearview mirror for them.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

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When you put it that way

When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.

When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019


Turd savant

A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.

Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019


Hollywood

Hollywood is full of actual real life superheroes.

Ella rejected Hollywood in her youth as it attracted the wrong people but now admits it is home to changemakers..

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019


December 18

December 18 is the birthday of a man that has had quite a history. Positive traits: watches the news daily, talented at art, taught his daughter that the ocean was her best friend, better than any man.

Happy birthday OG born December 18.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019


Fanny packs

Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.

All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.

Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019


The One

Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?

Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019