Dipladonkus

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.

Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock”
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”

Tongue-o

The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.

Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”

Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”