When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
A virgin homosexual, typically of a very small peen male, who will never truly reach the same level as his one true idol, Chandler.
Gay Guy: Wow even though that guy is the only gay guy in the school, I still wouldnât date him, heâs too much of a Connor. Too bad Chandler isnât into that.
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Girl: I got fucked by a real Chandler last night, it was way better than Will could ever do!
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