A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

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