Hayden Hill

The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.

Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.

Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day

Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’

Cook ‘ I don’t like him’

Owen Humphreys

The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10

*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”

Tom Banks

The typical bitch boy of the friendship group. Is known for friend zoning himself with every lady he talks to.

Thinks he’s the big man in every situation but really only wears an over sized puffer jacket and air max’s ( pops the bubbles in every shoe tho)

Trim is a solid 2/10 (no wonder he’s in the brother zone)

Jake ‘’ is that’s a tom banks over there ‘’

Hayden ‘’ yes can’t you tell from the puffer jacket and trim’’

Jake ‘’ oh yeah I’ve clocked, another girl without a boyfriend by his side’’

James Cook

The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10

Owen “Is that aitch over there”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”

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