Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
My go to street name
Donât mess with lilâ Marco or hell get his gang on you
Tylers second major recreational activity
Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination
An extremely factual statement
Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!
Tylers first major recreational activity
Tyler wasnât even alive when he pulled off 9/11
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Guy one: hey you know Tyler right?
Guy two: the short one?
Guy one: well duh
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Look i know i said that Tylers first major recreational activity was 9/11 but really it was world war 2
Guy 1: Damn world war 2 sucks
Guy 2: blame Tyler