Random
Source Code
Random
A singing-talentless person who deliberately chooses songs at karaoke that are painful to listen to and who uses their power or authority to inflict their singing on others.
John: Man, President Watanabe's singing is terrible! Why does he always take us to karaoke? And he's the boss so I can never say no...
Yumiko: That guy is a pure karaoke sadist!
2π 4π
A mouth used only to bitch and nag at people. Usually my wife's, usually at me.
Holy Christ, you've been bitching at me all day. Shut your naghole, won't you?
5π 1π
1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
6π 1π
A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.
Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?
Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.
Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
4π 4π