jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

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asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

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U

A Burmese title meaning Mister.

U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.

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U

Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

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deuterostome

Deuterostomes (taxonomic term: Deuterostomia; from the Greek: "second mouth") are a superphylum of animals. They are a subtaxon of the Bilateria branch of the subregnum Eumetazoa, and are opposed to the protostomes. Deuterostomes are distinguished by their embryonic development; in deuterostomes, the first opening (the blastopore) becomes the anus, while in protostomes it becomes the mouth.

There are four living phyla of deuterostomes:

Phylum Chordata (vertebrates and their kin)
Phylum Echinodermata (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etc.)
Phylum Hemichordata (acorn worms and possibly graptolites)
Phylum Xenoturbellida (2 species of worm-like animals)

"That asshat! He is an undeveloped deuterostome!

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wholistic

Wholistic is not a word.

Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.

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or something

approximately so. roughly speaking. thereabouts.

Woody Allen: The only thing unusual is that she's Mia's daughter. But she's an adopted daughter and a grown woman. I could have met her at a party or something.

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