spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

Pile of shame

That stack games you purchased but never got around to playing. They are a monument to consumerism and a constant reminder of just how lazy you are as a person.

"Pile" refers to ancient times where games were purchased in cardboard boxes you could lend friends and not virtual versions you can't.

Also stack of shame, shelf of shame

- Hey man, it's the Steam sale, everything 95% off!

- Oh great, more stuff to feed my pile of shame.

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