Joelâs are a real douche. They slowly win over peopleâs heart but in reality do not care about the person. Itâs only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joelâs will pretend to be there for you but wonât really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like âitâs gonna be okayâ or âdonât cryâ, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey whoâs that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh thatâs joel. Heâs a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.