2004

The new year, in which there will be global armageddon and we will all die!

People: Oh, a giant asteroid! Run!
Asteroid: Hah, die people!
People: *Die*

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Johnny Depp

I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.

Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.

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Metroburb

1. An urban area that has the settings and the population characteristic of a suburb.
or
2. A suburb, densely populated those reminiscent of urban areas. Also, has a very diverse population.

Northern New Jersey.

Salty

A term used by Montville Freshmans!!
Noun: Mouthy
Verb: Mouthing Off
Adjective: Your being Mouthy

Uhh

Stop getting salty with me

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shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

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madman barats

also known as 'madame barats', which isn't her name 'cause she got married and had a boss eyed cherub called sam. she makes at least one person a day cry (i feel sorry for her husband and son. weekends and school holidays must be a total nightmare)

madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.

'you are as bad as madman barats'
'oh no we've got madman barats for french next'

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shank

seduce someone

imma shank you in bed tonight

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