Stubby Cooler

1. Foam sleeve designed - sometimes with personalised messages or advertisements - to keep beverages in glass bottles chilled.
2. An event or incident which leads to the loss of an erection.

1. He was such a fan of the beer he had a stubby cooler with their logo that he took to every party.
2. Her suggestion that they watch Grey's Anatomy was the ultimate stubby cooler.

wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

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thunk

bastardization of thought.
Used only by idiots with poor grammar.

Who would have thunk that...

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Bacon

a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.

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muzkok

-Rabid anti-Semite.
-Someone who is jealous of Jews and their accomplishments.

-"Jews control the media."
-"Stop drooling with jealousy, fuckin' muzkok and stfu!"

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rat's ass

Rat's ass is a Chinese delicacy.

Zao: Can I have some gravy?
Peng: Certainly.
Peng: Could you pass the rat's ass please...
Chung: There you go.

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East Slum

Refers to Muslim-populated Middle Eastern and North African nations, where, usually but not necessarily, some dialect of Arabic is spoken.

Note: Phonetically "East Slum" is close to "Islam".

"Osama Bin Laden is from East Slum."

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