ripped

Intoxicated.

I just smoked 14 joints and drank 67 beers. I am ripped!

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McGreevey

Synonym for homosexual. Derived from the former governer of NJ, the homosexual James McGreevey.

Take that mans penis out of your ass, don't be a McGreevey!

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fo shizzle my nizzo

Literally meaning yes. A ghetto slang term derived from 'for sure, my nigger'.

Also. Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Also. Fo' shizzle mah nizzle.

You got AIDS?
Fo' shizzle my nizzo!

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MTV VMA

An event where a group of people who have the minds of children watch a bunch of untalented freaks.

Did u see the MTV VMAs? OMG Justin was so hott!!! OMG LOL!!! I'm 10!

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back lit

A lighting effect, created by illuminating an opaque object from the rear, causing a glow around the edges.

Most Lord & Taylor signs are back lit.

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bloods

A national street gang, well known for wearing the color red, selling crack, and illiteracy

I went down Compton Ave, stupid Bloods were selling crack everywhere. If only they knew how to read, they could work for Merck and sell drugs legally.

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oj-ing your baby

The act of getting an living child torn from your womb and murdered, legally.

Sally: I just heard you're six months along, congratulations!
Jessica: Yeah, well, I found out that I'm due around prom, so I'm just going down to the clinic to oj my baby!
Sally: Oh my god, you're oj-ing your baby?
Jessica: You only get to go to prom once in your life, bitch! My body, my choice!

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