When dump chopped onions and hard boiled eggs in your never washed denim bibs for a 12 hour shift. You then take your Rodger Gumbo and splatter it on a pile of leftover stale bagels from a cheap hotel breakfast bar.
Damn boi, where you get that plate of dirty big rodge? That shit slapping yo!
When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you
Are they all in there giving that fat fuck a dirty dean?
When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again