A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

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Bill Hicks

Simply the funniest American stand up, Eddie Murphy Raw was fucking funny but any Bill Hicks is brilliant. This guy was so smart and translated that intelligence into some real funny stuff.

Goatboy was really good as were his judgements on America and its politics.

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golf clap

A sexually transmitted disease given by using the golf stick for uses other than those intended, such as savage beast-love.
-PhD Liam Domonkos

Tiger woods buggered me with his golf stick and I got golf clap :D

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