Stark Schlong

A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".

Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod".

Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long)

"Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"
*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!"
"Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man."

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Cyack

A slang term for cock. It sounds better, and more emphasis can be put on the syllables.

"Cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyack!" (Pronounced K-eeeeeeeeeeee-yak)
"Oh my Cyack!"
"What the Cyack?"
"Holy Cyack!"
"Cyack?!"

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