Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

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anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow

She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.

New deli

When you poor hot sauce down your penis and cum all over the girls back making a Indian flag while saying taste the spice

Up for new deli tonight