Craig

Local dialect- South Derby, Barrow.

Verb: To Craig- To make a retarded / slow / annoying comment, or to perform a strange activity, preferably producing an annoying noise.

Adjective: Craigy / Craiged / Craig- A strange action, or the description of an annoying or pointless activity.

Popular usage: 'No Craig No'

Noun: Legend

e.g. After being around a couple for almost a month, the Craig would ask why they were suddenly such good friends.

Wearing taped up Flip Flops.

Doing LOUD burps at innapropriate oppurtunites.

Person 1: Knock knock
'Craig': Who's there
Person 1: Runeep
'Craig': Runnep Who?
(end of joke- 5 minutes later)
Craig: RUNNY POO! I GET IT! (laughs for 10 minutes.)

Sucking inside a cup so that it gets stuck to your face.

Doing The Cha-Cha Slide on your own at the park.

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