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A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.
"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.
Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.
A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.
Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.
"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."
When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.
I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.