Sean Paul

One of the worst reggaeton artists ever.

Gangsta: Yo wat up im listenin to sean paul bitchiz!
Me: Listen to real music
Gangsta: Suck my dick!
Me: Your mom already did.

122👍 83👎

Australia

1) A country/continent I want to live in.

2) A really crappy movie

1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there.

2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.

24👍 16👎

Prop 8

A proposition passed in California to make same-sex marriage illegal, therefore rewriting the Constitution and The Declaration Of Independence.

Homophobes, religious cuckoos, and right wingers voted yes on Prop 8.

Me: Vote NO on Prop 8!
Right-Winger: Ew! A child! She's not even old enough to drive!
Me: So?
RW: You know nothing about politics! Vote YES on Prop 8!

97👍 58👎

Armenian

A race I'm not proud to be part of.

I hate being Armenian.

337👍 550👎

USC Football

1) A really good football team that's not as good as they used to be.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.

The last time the USC football team won a national championship was in 2004. Unfortunatley, they lost to the Texas Longcocks in 2005.

26👍 41👎

Brro

A slang term Armenians use, same as saying dude in English.

Hey, what's up, brro?

6👍 4👎

Wicked

The best musical in the history of musicals.

if you haven't watched Wicked, you should go see it.

19👍 60👎