TikTok

A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER

Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*

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