Alfred

This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.

“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”

“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”

Tranby school

Location: Norway, lier.

Fucking hell on earth, you get sent here by god as a test to see if you are worth it. The teachers here are shit, the type to say: oh your mom died? Well I don’t care I will give you a “anmerkning” for being late.

The school building looks like someone took Syria bombed twice as much as Obamas drones and made the foundation out of bricks. There is a fucking glory hole in one of the boys bathroom. This place is also woke no more things to be said about that.

Can’t believe the guy who shoot up and bombed Norway kids gets a fucking mansion while we get this shit show. Kill yourself lier.

This word is used in Norwegian language as a word to describe hell on earth.

“I just moved to lier what school do I go to?”

“Tranby school”

“Faen”

Haakon

Norwegian name for “dick sucking bitch” He thinks he is a sigma male but in reality he doesn’t shower at all.

Probably meat rides cardi b too.

“Haakon stop using the vacuum to suck you dick”

“But mom, I’m a sigma! The rizz king of Ohio and gyatt leader!”

“Please Haakon take a shower”

Sondre

A guy who has the ego of a mountain and thinks he owns the world just because he benched 90kg. In reality he jacks off to furry porn, inflation furry porn. He also used to have a side part but since he thinks he will get women he has now an ugly middle part.

“Sondre is such a moron!”

“I agree, now let’s get back to the skibidi toilet porn goon session”