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When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.
I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.
7π 2π
When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
10π 1π
Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.
He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.
12π 3π
A non profit drug rehabilitation facility in which upper management drive Mercedes Benz cars.
They all got rich working at that ForProfitNonProfit.
6π 1π
A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.
I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job
10π 15π
A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas