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The Only Truth that Matters is Love
I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters
21π 1π
A woman who is so perfect that a man dating multiple women chooses to abandon all the women he is dating but her. This perfect woman, this Tiger Tamer, is the one perfect woman which causes a man to love her and her alone.
Yo, I used to be a real player. Then I met Joyce and she be a real Tiger Tamer. So now it be just her.
A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.
They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment
15π 2π
Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second masterΓ’ΒΒs degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
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Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second masterΓ’ΒΒs degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
11π 1π
The act of making a computer owned by a heterosexual female appropriate for use by a heterosexual male which involves removing feminine elements from the computer such as a pink screen saver covered with butterflies.
Dude thats a cool computer you picked up at the garage sale but your going to have to Delesbianize that screen saver
5π 1π
When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.
Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky
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