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Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

by Libertine September 23, 2009


by-blow

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.

As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).

by Libertine October 02, 2005


slurp and burp

A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.

I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.

by Libertine October 03, 2005


bump off

to kill, especially a planned hit.

The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money

by Libertine October 04, 2005


Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.

Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.

by Libertine June 07, 2011