scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

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AssJack

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

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Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

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Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

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So white

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site. Although the site is about white people it mostly refers to urban hipster types

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

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So White

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site.

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

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Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

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