Chromebook

A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!

Students: *Groans*

2021

A year that is so fucking retarded. The weird ass memes from this year are getting cringey. Porn of some Animal Crossing character was somehow classified as a meme. Good shit rarely happened during this year. People on the internet are now acting like children. I wouldn't even be surprised if there are kids on the internet nowadays. YouTube trying to be an alternative of TikTok has now ruined YouTube. People causing drama over the stupidest shit is getting annoying. TikTok keeps getting in the news because some idiot decided to make a dangerous challenge. Among Us and Friday Night Funkin' is getting old. Their fandoms are filled with minors. If this doesn't clear up by 2022, I'm done.

Human A: Remember how we said that 2021 was going to be better than 2020?

Human B: Yeah?

Human A: Well, this year was way worse than 2020!

Human B: I kinda wish we could go back to 2014 and start over again

Human A: Me too bud! Me too.

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