Abz

A chronic condition whereby the patient's mouth is replaced by a bull's arsehole. Symptoms include referring to themselves in third person, excessive use of the phrase "ya don't understand" and generally being a big pink softy. For cure, see Mace

"Nah man, ya don't understand..... Abz is ruler of the universe....."

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Mace

The antidote to the chronic condition of "Abzism" - a debilitating disease where your mouth gets slowly replaced by a bull's arsehole over years of just being Abz. Presence of a Mace means that Abzism in the affected patient will eventually disintegrate to the realisation that the defective gene "Abz" is nothing more than a big pink softy.

"Your mum is going into abz-a-phylactic shock, give her 10 units of Macejuice. See, immediate response..... she's stopped mooing."

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