-(n) a long distance (also "a brick")
-(adj) used to convey that something is fine/good/not a problem
Taylor: What are we gonna do? The bar mitzvah is bricks away!
Brendan: We're bricks, we can take a train.
When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: âman wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroomâ
Evan: ânah donât trip itâs just corona smooches man. they say itâs a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testingâ
Brendan: âI just donât get why there has to be so much hand play...â
(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her âtoks,â providing the âlong con-artistâ a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: âDude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting âfypâ and âwork it girlâ on every one of Meredithâs posts??â
Brendan: âThe long con, my friend. Youâll thank me in June.â
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