Miguel Tavares’d

When you suck off a security guard to get a false alibi.

Jonny: Yo is Steve going jail.
Brian: Nah he Miguel Tavares’d his way out of that one!

B.A.R.

B.A.R. - Bang And Run

Someone who isn’t boyfriend/girlfriend material and is simply someone you want to have sex with.

Curtis: Do you actually like Anna?
Jordan: Nah mate she’s a total B.A.R. Situation