Sperm bridge

When two erect penises touch tips and pre ejaculate forms a glistening bridge

“Oh look, we’ve made a sperm bridge”

duck talk

The phrase used to counter a ridiculous statement, between friends, that lacks substance

Person 1: “So I feel like I’m just not good enough”
Person 2: “That’s duck talk”

lady spunk

Dried vaginal lubrication fluid

“Oh look you’ve got my lady spunk all over your trousers! Sorry”