North Attleboro

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.

Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug

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