Fuckin Carol

When you fuck a rich dude and feed him to a tiger.

I totally fuckin caroled him.

Or as in I wish someone would fuckin carol you.

Fuck on a stick

To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.

Well,” fuck on a stick” that sounds like a difficult concern of yours.