naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

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ricockulous

absurd, silly, ridiculous

That site is so ricockulous, I can't stand it.

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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

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cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

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pump ship

1. to urinate(crude. From the expression that refers to pumping the bilge water form a ship.)

2. to vomit(crude. Less well known than sense one.)

I felt like my bladder would burst If I did not pump ship soon.

belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

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noid

a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)

That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.

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