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eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light joker November 16, 2006

38πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


in one piece

intact, unharmed, unscathed

How did you manage to come out of the crash in one piece?

by Light joker November 26, 2005

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


grand

and G

one thousand dollars

I paid 20 grand for that truck and now it's ruined.

by Light joker March 10, 2005

1071πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


ice

1. diamonds, jewels

2. cocaine

3. methamphetamine

4. to kill someone

Forget the ice, it's not important. We can do without jewlery for now.

by Light joker February 28, 2007

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


school

a building where you learn to do things that are neccesarry to function succesfully in the world. many people take their theier rights to be educated for granted and do not end up learning before until it is to late. There a also who get so worn out from school that they lose thier rational composure. Many people think that they can stay focused on the unimportant events in school. Too many people are pessimistic about education. Sometimes the principal of the a certain school does thing that make students feel like they are hopeless, like not kicking students out of the bathroom when they are not finished going just because they think the students are going to cause trouble all the time, or they have the idea that being tough and getting innocent students in trouble without a saying what they are being accused of doing is neccesary to dicipline them, not to mention asking for dress code that is almost not fully possible for students to follow. (Why are they being so stubborn as not to just switch to a uniform policy?) This behavior actuallly makes them fell less worse about school. Another problem with education is the government of Delaware(which is the state I live in by the way)requiring students to take time to complete state tests, just to get into college.

School is tough but it will get you through life, you can count on that.

by Light joker April 12, 2004

32πŸ‘ 161πŸ‘Ž


shit on a shingle

creamed chipped beef on toast

Do we have to have shit on a shingle again.

by Light joker December 27, 2005

503πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light joker November 23, 2005

210πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž