Piss

to urinate
(especially in one's pants)

If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants

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slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

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long hair

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

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Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

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nature's call

the need to use the toilet

I awoke to nature's call in the middle of the night.

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Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

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white lightning

raw and inferior whiskey (see also rotgut, panther piss)

Just one shot of white lightning and he was plastered to the wall.

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