(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

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spud

a potato(see also sofa spud)

His mom made the best baked spuds ever.

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Just another pretty face

a mediocre person or thing (from a cliched theme in fiction in which a beautiful and talented woman thinks that men see her as an ordinary sex object)

She's not just another pretty face, she's a nationally recognized teacher.

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mob

the crime syndicate, the mafia(see also mobster)

The police somehow caught the biggest fish in the mob.

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East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

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barf

1. vomit

2. to vomit(see also puke)

This food tastes like barf.

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mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

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