uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

460👍 189👎

birdturd

a despicable person =prick

I don't want to see that birdturds's face again.

8👍 6👎

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

388👍 87👎

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

86👍 51👎

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

65👍 23👎

milquetoast

or milktoast

a timid person, a shy coward (from the old comic-strip character Casper Milquetoast)

That punk may act tough but he is just a milquetoast who wants everyone's attention.

137👍 48👎

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

77👍 32👎