like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible

Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.

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supernerd

a person who has two times the qualities of the average geek.

Man, don't make friends with that supernerd. He always talks about computers non-stop.

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Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

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long hair

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

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Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

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nature's call

the need to use the toilet

I awoke to nature's call in the middle of the night.

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Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

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