gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

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Sharpedo

Pokemon that evolves from carvanha

(From a blend of shark and torpedo)

Wild Sharpedo appeared

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cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

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crackpot

1. a crazy idiot

2. crazy

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.

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been there, done that

that is nothing new to me, tell me something else

Person 1: Remeber, you have a reputation to uphold.

Person 2 been there, done that.

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firewall

1. a progam that protects a computer from malware and other forms of outside intrusion

2. any protective barrier between two places

My firewall needs to be updated.

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chicken

a very cowardly person

"Chicken, come out and fight me like a man."

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