Toshia Kay emergency

The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.

Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay

Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.

oopsie-puss

A mistake that is typically made by a female who isn't paying attention

Oopsie-puss, I didn't mean to bump into you!